Last night I had a set of two very different dreams. My first one consisted of me and perhaps some of my friends venturing into an unknown land. I remember this chameleon/lizard thing that we were trying to get a picture of, and then I remember war. I remember getting tackled by the leader of the village/town because he had a thing for “Asians.”

My next dream took place in my house and involved Castform. Yes, the Pokemon. You know how it looks like it has boobs? Well if you didn’t know, that’s how I have always imagined it. I think it wanted a bra or something, or more boobs, I don’t know. This dream was confusing because it immediately changed settings into a party where a bunch of twenty-something nerds gathered. I remember this one girl…she had short blond hair and was wearing an LBD. She looked cute. Then, there was this Asian. She had the craziest eyebrows I had ever seen.

The second dream stands out to me, because normally all of the people I interact with are faceless. Obviously, these two women were not.